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Virgin

The chaddest of all men, both virgin and non-virgin. The virgin is a typically a male who has no desire to seek intimacy from the opposite sex and is instead focused on his own goals. He will be the first to enter the Kingdom of Heaven due to his non-abiding nature to societal standards and being the best version of himself, unafraid to stand out amongst the superficial society. The virgin waits for the right woman with substance that is able to add non-superficial gains to his life and is fully authentic.
Sarah: “Omg he’s a virgin? What a loser. He needs to get laid ASAP!”

Chad: “Well, he’s more of a chad than I am cause I’m a slave to the opposite sex and he isn’t. He actually has goals while I’m out slamming new chicks and getting wasted every weekend. Props to him.”
by Adonis22 January 6, 2022
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I get no girls I’m a “virgin” (Gavin Cambridge)
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I get no girls I am a virgin (Gavin Cambridge)
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I get no girls like the Gavin dude I’m a virgin
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ingrown virgin

A woman who, no matter how hard she tries, cannot get laid.
"Why is it that no one sees how available I am? Why isn’t it clear that I don’t choose to be an ingrown virgin?" (from the book "Superior Women" by Alice Adams

"I hear she's the worst ingrown virgin in the village" (from the Play "The Enemies of a Bishop" by Christopher Isherwood & WH Auden)
by Davy Andy January 11, 2022
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a completely bullshit concept that a dick is so important that once you feel it, it changes who you are. Often referenced to create double standards for women and gay men (ex: if you’re a virgin you’re a prude, if you’re not you’re a slut)
a- have you lost your virginity yet?

b- you know that’s a 100% made up concept right?

a- slut
by Jewish bob the builder January 14, 2022
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by Ur mother’s favorite January 17, 2022
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