‘If your coming to that rave with me the morrow you better not be an uncle Kenny warrior ruining the crowds and culture’
by DDTLAS March 21, 2024
Get the Uncle Kennymug. After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.
by OnendunWontcare September 18, 2023
Get the Digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spademug. Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.
by pancakes and bacon July 24, 2016
Get the uncle sammedmug. 
Get the great-great-unclemug. by Ass cracker 56 January 4, 2024
Get the Pull an uncle Petermug. Uncle Fester is Kaisa's alter ego, emerging particularly when she has inhaled or is under the influence. This endearing alter ego is characterized by a charming disposition, often accompanied by facial redness and sometimes even dark under the eyes if she had mascara on for the evening.
"Uncle Fester makes a grand entrance when Kaisa's had a date with her favorite bottle of laughter-inducing spirits, leaving behind a trail of giggles and maybe a misplaced shoe or two."
by Attentionwhorenumber1 January 4, 2024
Get the Uncle Festermug. this big fat gay emeril lovin', too fat a head to be lookin' at one gay compaq monitor, ex rockstar, now directin' no one, half mil house buyin', pirate wantin' to be, orange mullet trimmin', gay broke ass lezburu drivin' beeyotch who wants my balls in his mouth!
JoE: You---have you seen uncle chalk?
daVe: Yeah---he's cutting his mullet today...that fat son of a bitch!
JoE: balls in your mouth guy! play wheelbarrow!
daVe: Yeah---he's cutting his mullet today...that fat son of a bitch!
JoE: balls in your mouth guy! play wheelbarrow!
by cdubs November 7, 2004
Get the uncle chalkmug.