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Turkey’s neck

Turkey’s neck is when a man wears a woman's thong but the thong slips to the side of his balls, making them fall out, as to resemble a turkey’s neck
“My thong keeps slipping and giving me an awful Turkey’s neck, but I can blame the boys for wanting to be free.”
by Evansturkey December 14, 2020
mugGet the Turkey’s neckmug.

Two-headed turkey

When a spectator of two people performing fellatio on a double ended dildo, or one of the involved parties themselves, grabs the middle of the dildo and slams it back and forth, forcing the participants to both to make turkey gobbling sounds.
Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.
by EssPea October 2, 2023
mugGet the Two-headed turkeymug.

Cold Turkey

When you lay your cold, limp cock across the face of an aquaintence while they are sleeping. Basically tea bagging someone with your dick.
As soon as he falls asleep, im getting his ass back for earlier with a cold turkey.
by TFroster November 1, 2009
mugGet the Cold Turkeymug.

Turkey Necking

When one with testicles places their testicles on someone else's neck.
When I woke up after drinking too much, he was turkey necking me!
by Arvileng October 1, 2022
mugGet the Turkey Neckingmug.

turkey pits

Play on the phrase 'Perky Tits'.
That babe has some turkey pits!
by Botulism November 11, 2017
mugGet the turkey pitsmug.

turkey poppers

Long nipples that stick out like the plastic thermometer does on a frozen turkey when it's ready.
by hogballs73 December 15, 2014
mugGet the turkey poppersmug.

Turkey Lettuce

noun-

stupid or untrue talk or writing; nonsense.
verb-
talk nonsense to (someone), typically to be misleading or deceptive.
“I heard he’s got 5 baby mamas”
“Girlll shut up that’s some turkey lettuce there ain’t no way
by Tacobell1963 March 24, 2025
mugGet the Turkey Lettucemug.

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