Texas Tick-Turd

A particularly obnoxious and dangerous fecal pellet. Originate from the position of Governor of Texas. Highly toxic to national economies, extremely damaging to the American middle class, and destructive to U.S. global standing if allowed to range beyond their native territory. Actually much smaller than they appear once stripped of braggodocio and puffery. A hick, particularly appealing to the school yard bully/redneck, wealthiest 2%, and corporate outsourcer. Love to start wars that someone else has to fight, finish, and pay for.

Mike: Did you hear who just entered the Presidential race?

Ike: Yea, thats just what this country needs, another TEXAS TICK-TURD in the White House.

by WORDLE August 20, 2011

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Turd Whisperer

1. This should really go without saying

2. Likely a dietitian.

3. One who knows about your physical health by examining your poop.

4. A person who has a bowel movement, and speaks to it before flushing. (This can be most disturbing when standing outside of the door waiting for the restroom.)

Person 1: What is Shannon doing in the bathroom dude?

Person 2: No clue man...I just took a dump, and she ran in there after my turd!

Person 1: Dude...She is such a Turd Whisperer.

by thephantomwang December 1, 2010

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Futon Turd

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

by Hook em Horns February 11, 2009

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Turd Bird

A person or object that fails to meet the behavior requirements modeled by the coolest person on the planet. (W.W.C) If you do not meet those standards then you are a BIG turd bird.

"Whoa Brennah you're a turd bird for posting that picture on Facebook"

by thatspeachy July 12, 2015

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