Toilet paper

A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.

Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!

Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?

Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!

Friend2: okay.

by Jackelanm December 22, 2023

toilet goblin

a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop

ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin

by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021

Skibidi Toilet

(1, noun) A popular Gen Alpha meme created in 2023
(2, adjective) When someone is being rude, odd, or cringe.

Person 1: Bro, doesn't that girl have a GYATT?
Person 2: Bro your such a Skibidi Toilet!

by AutismMan June 1, 2024

toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".

Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

Tana-toilet-titus

when a person contracts a new STD from a dirty bitch named Tana who so rudely defecates in your household toilet while she knowingly is infected with an STD or all of them for that matter ... and your evil spouse or ex spouse sets out for revenge for unfaithful behaviors and takes your personal toothbrush and scrubs the inside of said household toilet with said personal toothbrush and puts it back in it's proper resting place for you to then unkowingly use said personal toothbrush to rid your mouth of morning dick and/or dirty pussy breath obtained from last night's adventures which then causes the mixture of STDS to invade , infect, and take over your mouth now infecting you with tanatoilettitus . ENJOY!!

Dude, you've got a real shit situation on your hands, huh? Sucks to be you - looks like you got a serious case of the Tana-toilet-titus! Someone needs to invent a mouthwash that can handle all those STDs at once.

by Fefe and shardin January 29, 2025

skibidi toilet

its a stupid word of a youtube thing yeah why do people use this word unironically

1: skibidi toilet
2: what
1: u dont have skibidi toilet hahahaha
2: dude what the fuck is wrong with you

by anonymous August 6, 2024

Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

The "Skibidi Toilet Syndrome" is a fake syndrome created by the internet to best describe the younger Gen Z and the new Gen Alpha children that keep mimicking the viral series of Gmod/SFM animation made by DaFaq!?Boom! titled "skibidi toilet".

Since this trend took a turn for the worse in mid to late 2023 because of content creators that started making videos to gain popularity within the younger audiences. The newest generation of children, Gen Alpha, will be plagued by this trend, despite how old the animations are.

The creator of the series, DaFaq!?Boom!, has stated on Twitter that he will no longer create any more episodes of the series since it has ruined this new generation of children. Unfortunately, we are not able to find the original Twitter (or X) account of DaFaq!?Boom!, but you may search for the screenshot of the tweet somewhere on the internet.

"Yo dude, have you seen that kid outside our house wearing a toilet and moving his head like crazy?"
"Ignore him, he probably has the Skibidi Toilet Syndrome or something."

by sniperstyx January 11, 2024