Covid Toe

Proof that my friends are idiots…

Hey Ryan… did you have that Covid toe?

by Uncle Spandy January 7, 2022

Toe Troll

An ugly short mans.

Craig is a fucking toe troll

by Sylvia Silversmith June 9, 2018

Twinkle toes

A name for a old man named Derek, a paedophile that you should stay away from at all costs. This bloke lurks around Norfolk and he waits for kiddies outside of any school and rapes them in public. He was arrested for child raping, trafficking and was caught doing crack and feeding his basement kids meth

Twinkle toes was raping a kid in his shitty apartment while the army was on the hunt for this fellow. He is that much of a scummy man, the army is sent out for him

by MC_Barry_is_god_420 October 13, 2020

Malcolms Toe

When your big toe's toenail will not grow without cracking.

While riding on a bus, a tall man wearing cowboy boots crushed my big toe destroying the nail bed. Malcolms toe is unable to produce a strong nail and always breaks.

by anonymous March 17, 2023

Bunkle Toes

*noun* | /ˈbʌŋ-kəl tōz/

**1.** A person who walks loud as hell for no reason; their footsteps sound like a whole marching band.

**2.** Someone whose fashion sense is so questionable, it starts at the shoes and gets worse from there.

**3.** A funky old head from the block who always got random wisdom and busted sneakers.

**Example 1:**

"Bruh, I knew you was coming up the stairs—yo Bunkle Toes havin' self stomp like you mad at the ground."

**Example 2:**

"Why you got them neon green Crocs with the church socks? You out here lookin' like Bunkle Toes.

by KingSuede April 23, 2025

Missle Toe

The male version of camel toe, when a guy's weiner is showing through tight jeans.

I was working on a period piece movie where they wear their pants high like grandpa. I look down and realize I'm sporting a missle toe... my guided missle can't be missed!

by JeremyFeit December 13, 2016

toe tickler

When one has a toe fetish so to reach full climax they need their toes tickled

Hey baby wanna be my toe tickler and take my full load

by toe tickler 3000 December 14, 2016