Life is shit!

Means life is simply shit.

Guard 1: "Life is shit!"
Guard 2: "Yeah, well what can you do?"

From XXX movie with Vin Diesel

by Yetita January 26, 2017

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carrots and shits

the joke that Claire Drake used to help her friend Haley Sharpe when they were making fun of their friend Chase Rutherford.

"it looks like he's been eating carrots and sticks and no brush his teeth for weeks" - haley sharpe
"HALEY! it doesn't look like he's been carrots AND sticks. it looks like he's been eating CARROTS AND SHITS 😂🤣😂😆". - Claire Drake

by victoria o <3 December 3, 2020

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Shit in the mikveh

"To spoil an otherwise successful endeavor or to ruin an otherwise positive moment." A sort of haimish or heimish (i.e., Jewish-inflected) version of "turd in a punch bowl" or "turd in one's drink." A mikveh is a ritual bath used for purification and conversion in the Jewish tradition and, thus, shitting in one is strictly forbidden.

Me and my buddy were having a great morning shooting out on Forest Service land until a couple of noobs with zero target acquisition skills and good sense showed up and took a massive shit in the mikveh by sending a bunch of 5.56 across our baffles.

by Tin Hat Kippah December 5, 2020

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CHUNKY SHIT

CHUNKY SHIT is a word to describe a cat/ dog that is overweight

guy#1: hey it was nice of you to let me into your house
Guy#2 Hey no problem afterall we are brothers. Hey want to see my cat?
Guy#1: hey is it that same CHUNKY SHIT?
Guy#2 You know it!

by Absolute chungus glizzy goblin December 7, 2020

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