Sam

really bad at sex when sober. try whiskey dick if you ever have a chance to get it in.

dude, don't fuck like a Sam!

by ieka October 17, 2017

bully sam day january 5

bully a sam you know

hey im sam

omg hi poop head
why are you so mean :(
its bully sam day january 5

by poopcaca123 January 5, 2022

sam

sam is just a super amazing guy that loves webcomics and steven universe. you love to talk to sam because you have a load of stuff in common and he says just a really great dude. he also got you into homestuck

sam was showing me his art earlier and i was shocked at how fast he can improve

by owowowo August 13, 2018

sam

an egg like why was he born in the first place

sams an egg

by kingpanda213 January 23, 2022

SAM

Selling tickets to an event to someone only to realise you never had the tickets in the first place

Shit I've been a massive twat and done a SAM, those poor people who thought they bought tickets off me

by SwindonTony May 31, 2019

Do a sam

When you're in a relationship with a guy but he won't show any affection or put out

So how was your night did you get lucky or did he "do a sam"?

by Rhi Annon August 11, 2018

Sam

a person who LIES

Person: "Oh my gosh why does that person lie so much ?? They're such a fucking SAM ."

by Randynut October 17, 2025