A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.
person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*
by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015
Get the goat chokermug. by vegannTesher November 29, 2022
Get the noemie's goatsmug. putting on a nice face with friends in public. Being chill, easy, go with the flow for the sake of yourself and your relationships.
by Todd33 May 19, 2024
Get the baby goatmug. 
person 1: "hey, remember my friend Juan?" person 2: "that goat choking sack of shit? yea, i remember him."
by Tomm Orrow April 9, 2015
Get the goat chokingmug. A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
by pureownage54 December 21, 2008
Get the Goat Mashmug. When a man desires his partner sit on his face after a bowl movement, and cleanse their area with his beard.
He wallowed in the dirty goat she had given him as her thick fecal matter permeated his gray goatee painting it a rich brown masterpiece.
by Synaptic4Play March 20, 2021
Get the Dirty Goatmug.