Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)

1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.

by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021

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Goat

Popular slang term for Sam Latona, he is a wrestler from Alabama that has the ability to absolutely dominate anyone he comes into contact with. He also enjoys fruit snacks.

Did y’all know Sam is actually a goat in human form?

by gardendale.spam February 6, 2021

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A person who is not only the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT) in their field, but also radiates beauty, elegance, and a presence that goes beyond fame. “My Beautiful GOAT” is a personal title — a mix of admiration, love, and respect. It’s used when someone isn’t just great… they’re unforgettable.

She’s not just a star in the ring — she’s my beautiful GOAT. There’s only one like her.

by JustAshyKid August 2, 2025

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Goats

A sheep with horns.

Hey, look at all those goats

by BigBrainRyder February 6, 2021

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Goat head

The act of receiving head from the back while their nose pegs you and once you are near ejaculation they slap ur nuts which makes you scream like a goat.

Yooo a hooker offered me some goat head you have to try it.

by Fredricj May 4, 2025

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