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first squirt

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.
Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”
by DanMarinoJr September 19, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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first officer

When you are second in command to a legend who is the Captain but who very quickly realises that the first officer has total control
I sailed my boat as first officer before quickly becoming the captain
by J_gogo September 19, 2020
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step-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law

1- Step-first-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's step-first-cousin-once-removed.
step-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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ice's first law of maps

ice's first law of maps states that for every fictional map large enough, an area within it will resemble the Mediterranean even if slightly.
ice's first law of maps just look at some maps
by icesuu July 9, 2021
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