bernard the bear

So big he is like a person but so fluffy everyone loves him. He is the beloved best friend of many and is the height of a wild Abby. He may take up the whole bed, but who cares bernard is worth it!

"Whoa, that Bear is the height of Abby"
"Must be Bernard the bear"

by Haley_ April 2, 2014

Square bear

A bear/hairy gay male with a square/flat booty

Yo man he such a square bear

by @Donald.faurschou November 6, 2017

Baby Bear

A chubby hairy hipster male who enjoys having honey smeared on his back side and group fucked by 400+ pound hairy men while eating seeds and berries.

I am as so glad to be the baby bear with my dad and his friends after leaving the micro brewery last night.

by Chive15 September 23, 2021

Chazzy Bear

Someone who is very huggable and very cuddly. They tend to spend their lives in dressing gowns, trackies and slippers, even sitting down to dinner in this attire.

I gave chazzy bear a hug as he was looking very snug and soft.

by smoochy bear January 18, 2011

Gladdy Bear

Ferocious bear, with a heavy drinking problem. Sleeps and eats all day unless disturbed. Tends to hibernate all year long. Beware of The Gladdy Bear it will attack in search of food.

The Gladdy bear roams the River.

by JCMESH February 4, 2013

Honey bear

When you take a mason jar full of honey and shove your penis in it. Once your penis is covered, go to the woods, find a good tree, then hold onto a branch and just wait until a big bear finds you. You can’t move when he starts licking or else the bear might get suspicious and bite your penis off. Once it is almost done, drop down and run as fast as you can butt-naked with your dick swinging between your legs until the bear stops chasing you.

Mike: Yesterday I pulled the sneakiest Honey bear known to man.
Diego: That’s sick! I wish I could’ve seen it.

by SaggyNutz3 June 11, 2018

Panda Bear

Is a nickname you give to the person you love most of all even though they have trouble expressing their emotions, because, like a panda bear they are strong on the outside even though they don't want to admit it, deep down they are emotionally scared to express themselves fully, but, find that cute about them, and you just want to hold them and tell them everything will be okay, and that you will never judge them not matter what, because, you are there for the long hall, know in your heart that they are worth fighting for.

Girl 1: your boyfriend is such a panda bear, you should probably love someone who is better at expressing their emotions.
Girl 2: now you shut the fuck up you cunt, I love panda bear of a boyfriend, an I willing to fight for him to death if I have too, that's much I love him.
Girl 1: O.O
Girl 2: good, now stay silent you cunt.

by Chaotic Spirit April 14, 2020