Catching the Crazy Turkey

Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex

"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"

by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014

Barn Crazy

once headed home, no devation is allowed! i.e. gas station, grocery store, or any stop is allowed. Fill sprint home!

at the end of our trip, she was barn crazy to get home.

by Vulture44 June 18, 2023

Crazy

There once was a saying that drove me insane. It drove me to such a point of insanity, that I found myself repeating those words over and over and over in my mind. Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats? Well rats make me feel… a little conflicted. They're rats. I should be disgusted, they should drive me mad. But they don't. Sometimes they even look a little cute. Their tiny little beady eyes that look like miniature tapioca pearls. The way their little nose sniffles in search of food. So why exactly should I be disgusted by these small creatures? Sure they carry diseases, but wouldn't anyone if they lived in the sewers? If human children lived in these same conditions since birth, would they be looked at through the lenses of society in the same manner. Would the human species be regarded as vermin of the underworld in a higher beings point of view? Are rats just another speculation caused by human interference that plagues our so called "perfect world" and are an object of hateful disgust because they are, in fact, disgusting, or is it just because we perceive them as such? I don't know, and maybe I'm just being crazy, after all I am just a member of the speculating, hypocritical, structural society that the modern world has created. Did someone say crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats? Well… rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once……….

Crazy? I was crazy once.

by HangryRatterton February 21, 2024

Crazy boy Spongebob

The guy to send you to BRAZIL or do a VIBE CHECK, the guy to watch spongebob and jerk o... I mean jerk popcorn into his mouth yeah...

Jerry was a crazy boy spongebob last night there was popcorn all over the floor!

by Mr.pat October 29, 2020

Fucked Crazy

When the sex is so good after the first time you start stalking, making weeding plans, thinking about a future, cooking meals etc.

Girl I got fucked crazy, now I'm out here picking out a wedding dress.

by Blaine November 4, 2021

Crazy Karen

Crazy Karen’s think they on the world, they’re the most bombastic, narcissistic people.

This crazy Karen thinks she owns the world.

by Crazy Karen’s August 28, 2022

A crazy town

When a poop criminal accompanied by a midget dumps in a public stall then waits for an unsuspecting individual to come along and very slyly gives them a swirly in the pot of shit then has the midget sneak in under the stall and take a shit on their head after flushing. Before they grab a breath of air. Usually a boy midget wrestling champion who was a hired hand.

Unsuspecting individual: Boy that town was a crazy town. Other individual:What happened? Unsuspecting individual:You don't want to know...

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020