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Daytona Barking Spider

A spider that is brown and fuzzy with a lighter brown back. Commonly mistaken as a brown recluse

They were brought to Daytona Beach in the late 80’s in Bananas from Brazil when the Daytona Flea Market opened
Bro I was sleeping in the bushes on the streets and got bit by a Daytona Barking Spider
by Rebeccm November 21, 2022
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Jamaican Barking Spider

A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.
Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”
by Three Seventeen April 8, 2023
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Timothy The Spider

That one STUPID entity in doors that always jumpscares you when you least expect it.
Hmm alright some drawers? Time to loot!
Timothy The Spider: BOOOOOOO!
AAAAAA! FUCK YOU TIMOTHY
by memeaddictive2 June 16, 2023
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I'm Spiderman

by Urmeow July 17, 2023
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stinky carpet spider

When a bitch with crabs has smell pussy
Hey bro, she has a stinky carpet spider, don’t mess with her”
by Carpetspiderluvr July 31, 2023
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this is most commonly used by clickbait youtubers. it is a means of scaring little children to make them want to like and subscribe.

a picture of a big spider is shown to you, and you are told to like and subscribe right now (sometimes you have to like and subscribe within the next 5 seconds, but it is usually right now) and if you dont comply, the spider shown in the picture will do one of the following:

be in your bed tonight

crawl on your face when youre sleeping

crawl in your mouth when your sleeping
etc

there wont actually be a spider in your bed, it is just a way of scaring little children. it doesnt hit as hard on older people who dont have arachnopohia
youtuber: like and subscribe in the next 5 seconds or this spider will crawl on you when youre sleeping (dont risk it)

me: guess im keeping some bug spray next to my bed tonight

little children (who are most likely to fall for the like and subscribe 'spider' meme): IM SUBBING RIGHT NOW!!!!
by AntichamberYellow September 23, 2023
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waterboard a spider

going to the bathroom, specifically, taking a fast-flowing piss.
by floydtaylor September 25, 2023
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