sam

perfection
just perfection

“hey what’s a sam”
“sam is perfection. no questions”

by lilsticky07 April 8, 2021

Skibidi sam

Skibidi Sam, is so horny and skibidi that he is so goofy. Skibidi sam is known for loving books and being such a book worm. sam loves to play 2K all day everyday. He has started doing 500 calve raises a day and has had a spike in testosterone levels. sam loves school and anything that involves learning and being 100% skibidi

Skibidi sam plays 2K all day everyday

by ImmuneTo_Ligma March 18, 2024

Sam

Someone with a large penis size

girls you gotta meet sam, he has incredibly large penis!

by AlphaScience March 6, 2017

Sam

Sam is a guy who will never give up on you, he will stick with you till the end. some say he has a super power, he can make anyone smile at the worst of times. he can turn any situation into a laugh. and best of all, he is a great kisser/hugger. he is an asshole in a cute and lovable way and won't ever let you down. he makes mistakes every now and then and it kills him. his weakest point is when he makes mistakes that he can't fix, he will start to push everyone away. don't let him push you away. because your life won't be the same without sam

oh man, i wish i had a sam in my life to make things better

by Xclanbtw February 11, 2019

Sam

Sam’s a bitch.

Guy 1: You know Sam, right?

Guy 2: Yeah he a bitch!

by Clarkdaddy January 30, 2024

Sam Tucker

top shagger

I want to be like Sam Tucker

by top shagger 69 January 11, 2020

Sam

A guy who was kind of weird when you first met him and you almost felt sorry for, but as you grew to know him he became a much better person.

Also he has ADHD so that helped?

5 Years ago Sam: Hey my dad jumped off a bridge but i am completely fine and don't need therapy
Me: thats cool bro

Sam now: Hey so i saved a kitten from getting run over.
Me: good for you bro

by SuperE06 November 4, 2020