Pizza Pact

The pact formed between niggas where you take turns buying stuffed crust digiorno's pizzas to eat for dinner.

Me: "Yo nigga, it's your turn to pay up for the Pizza Pact"
Him: "Already popped it in the oven"

by vygy September 14, 2015

gone off pizza

When a pizza goes moldy.

The gone off pizza tastes like rotten eggs.

by Debskelly1985 March 31, 2023

Tuscan pizza roll

When a woman defecates in a man’s anus. Then she sucks it out.

John got a promotion. Jessica is going to give him a Tuscan pizza roll tonight.

by Tattedpiggies August 16, 2022

Alarm Clock Pizza

When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.

**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.

by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016

pizza pal zone

It’s like friend-zoning but it’s just used when it’s two people who like the same toppings on pizza

“Oh damn you like mushrooms too? We can be pizza pals”

“Did you just pizza pal zone me?”

by bigdaddee May 25, 2024

pizza pocket

a pizza pocket is when a guy presses his asshole against the opening of a girls vagina and shits into it.

“bro my boyfriend pizza pocketed me last night. my pussy smells like shit!”

by bubbage June 26, 2020

Tony’s Pizza

The best pizza restaurant in the northwest area, located in Beecher, Illinois. It beats any other pizza restaurant in the Chicago area. The previous owner, Tony passed away at the beginning of 2020 and will go down in history. His grandson, Nick, has become the certified owner.

Randy: God damn man I’m feeling some pizza today!
Larry: Fuck yeah dude. Tony’s Pizza has the best pizza, and I’ve heard that from hella people too.
Randy: Hell yeah that place is fire

by Pizza_Legend091 October 1, 2020