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The perfect stranger

It's much like the stranger technique but more advanced. When performing the stranger, one sits on their hand until it falls asleep then "rubs one out" so it feels like someone else giving you a handjob. Using this technique one lays on their stomach until their genitals fall asleep then "rubs one out" to simulate giving someone else a handjob.
Cromer had never had the perfect stranger but once he tried it, he agreed that it really was like giving some else a handjob.
by Crommer the gap toothed pirate October 22, 2016
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the perfect storm

The Perfect Storm is created whenever many activities that individually would cause one to shit are combined into one ridiculous brew. A Perfect Storm could be created after a heavy night of drinking when someone decides they want to eat taco bell, smoke lots of cigarettes, drink a venti coffee, and then go on a long walk. The Perfect Storm is normally an emergency situation.
Guy 1: 'What the hell bro!'
Guy 2: 'What?'
Guy 1: 'i just realized that I have the Perfect Storm brewin"
Guy 2: 'bummmer man. your goose is cooked. this long walk has led us an hour away from a decent toilet.'
by hansmuff@krampus.com April 7, 2011
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The Perfect Guy

I have no clue, I haven't found one yet. But here are some tings to look out for in your perfect guy:

He'll be smart, hot, funny and most of all adorable and sweet. He'll be the kind of guy that will do things like write your name and definition in the Urban Dictionary saying great things about you. You will never find the perfect guy....Which kind of sucks so yeah. Good luck. Tell me if you find one.
Does not exist Unfortunately would be nice The perfect guy will probably only match with the perfect girl, and face it, that's never going to happen, either0
by frghjdsuehrbtgldiosquwygef September 30, 2012
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A perfect week

landing seven different girls in seven different nights without getting rejected or shut down by a single one of them
Matt was 6 for 6 om the week and about to land his last and final girl thus completing a perfect week.
by Barneystinson February 16, 2015
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Prince Perfect

The ultimate prince. He's charming and sincere. He makes you feel like you've reached a peak of happiness only to show you it gets better. He laughs at your jokes and likes your smile. He is honest and loyal and he is anything and everything somebody would ever want.
by chickenkisses April 5, 2015
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The Perfect Pool Party

Requires at least one Wes accompanied by some alcohol and music
That was the Perfect Pool Party!!
Agreed Wes is great hey
by Just being honest chief March 25, 2020
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Chase perfect

This board is warped, but we can probably use it because it is Chase perfect.
by BobinVA May 13, 2020
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