Cracky Joe

A tall, likeable neighborhood dweller who must introduce himself to and shake the hand (limply, see dead fish)of everyone he comes in contact with. This person usually sports an afro or a shaved head. Known to have loud conversations with himself while walking down the street.

Dude, Cracky Joe bombarded me with a cold, dead fish handshake again, That guy is awesome!

by tbags mcgee December 16, 2009

Sloppy Joe

A woman takes a shit on a man's chest. She then rubs it around on his chest using her vagina. (female version of the chili dog)

"Did you hear Trey got a sloppy joe last night?"

by crosieraye September 20, 2016

Joe Elio

Joe Elio is a Lebanese mixed name. He’s a great guy who has to pass all his life hearing the joke:that his parents didn’t agree on Joe, nor on Elio, so they eventually put them together. Just like the complex name, Joe elio is a thinker, a patient person who knows how to handle bad situations and problems. Charming, and unbelievably attractive, Joe elio can’t let any girl/woman pass without capting her attention, and making her smile. Even though he’s rational and logical, he has a very sensitive character that makes him the perfect guy. Very very very jealous and overprotective over his girl, Joe elio is a keeper despite the fact that he looks like a handsome player.

-How perfect is he on a scale from 1 to 10?
-Joe Elio.😍

by oott September 25, 2017

joe blood

receiving a backhanded double punch

"he just gave him the joe blood" "leave me alone before I throw you a joe blood"

by brooklynzfinestdummy May 12, 2019

Do a Joe

To leave a gathering of people without saying "goodbye", and without being noticed.

Paul: (to himself) I'm going to do a Joe, and just leave. *walks away*
Andrew: Do you know where Paul went?
Grant: I think he just did a Joe, and left without saying anything.
Andrew: I'm glad he's gone. He never contributes to our conversations!

by Paul Allen from P&P November 20, 2020

vile joe

A proper fucking nitty the worst kind. He is also well know for his extremely potent foreskin.

Don’t give him 60 p he’s a vile joe

by My dad isn’t gay March 31, 2020

joe carter

The most amazing right fielder and 1st baseman in all of Toronto blue jays history. He is the reason Toronto ever had a chance to win the World Series because he won it for us in’93. If the jays never had carter they would never have a World Series title and been so amazing in terms of the short history of the jays. Anyone who does not know who joe carter is is going to be a really sad person later in life

Yo did u see what happened last night with the homer
Yeah carter hit a game winning homer bruh he is the goat
Joe carter is amazing

by Joe the goat carter October 17, 2017