Mom Break

A much needed break or vacation for all Moms … even us wonderful SuperMoms need a break from the hubby and kids … and work and laundry and grocery-hell and discipline and cleaning and dusting and yelling and dealing with homework and grades and …

All you Moms out there … you KNOW what I’m saying! :)

Amy: Colleen, it is time to grab the tolerance juice & plan our Mom Break!!! We are in desperate need!!!

Colleen: Hell, yeah! Talk about being exhaustipated! Mom Break 2010!

Tony: PLEASE go … you need a cure for your Bitchassness!

by The Brown Girls May 7, 2010

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An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022

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Take A Break

The best house music concert in the world.

Hey, were you at Take A Break last weekend?! This guy was moonwalking through the entire crowd while holding a beer on his head.

by off.white2020 September 19, 2022

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break out the 2x4

Get after it drinking with the boys

Ready to break out the 2x4 tonight?

by Stevendrinking April 26, 2019

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Snoke Break

A sudden or unexpected break in work, attendance, or public appearances due to a crippling blow to one's social or professional standing due or the arrogance or carelessness or tactical misstep of the individual who is now missing or absent and unlikely to return. In other words, your ass got cut in half/defeated/chopped down to size in a stupid way and it's pretty much all your own fault and yer outta here.

All the "Me Toos" put Bill OReilly's ass on a Snoke Break. Fox says he's "taking time off" but it's a Snoke Break.

by WhatDoYouMeanYouPeople? June 11, 2018

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