one-night stand

The act of standing for a whole night, usually as a punishment for having one-night stands with your partner without letting your parents know.

Guy 1: "Yoo parents suckssssss....."
Guy 2: "What's wrong, dude?"
Guy 1: "My parents made me do a one-night stand in front of them for having a one-night stand earlier with my girl without letting 'em know."
Guy 1: "Oof, that's sad."
Guy 2: "VERYYY!!"
Hot girl: (to Guy 2) "Heya there, hottie! That one-night stand with you was amazing <3"
Parents of Guy 2: *overhears what the girl said* (to Guy 2) "Oh yeah! Last night, we had a great time watching you do a one-night stand too!"
Guy 2: *passes out*

by the know-it-all guy October 13, 2023

the night is beautiful isn't it

the alternative way of telling someone "Im inlove with you"

Tom: The night is beautiful isn't it

by JustYourRandomChick April 7, 2023

Friday-Night Flipper

Using one's tongue to flip the eyelids of your partner over.

Janet's really fuckin' weird man. I heard she likes to give Friday-Night Flippers in the Sonic bathrooms.

by Pill PyLill May 12, 2023

Saturday night beaver

a weekend booty call

Saturday is the best day of the week cuz that's when I get my Saturday night beaver on.

by Gabalot July 28, 2020

Night you out

Knock/ed out, send you into a coma, black out, dizziness, sleeping...

(Coded wording for certain scenarios)

“I’ll night you out”

“Last night I was nighted out”
“Dude got nighted by some cat from the other side of the block”

by Jamal92st October 9, 2020

Night you out

Knock you out, send you into a coma, smack you up, send you dizzy, wanting to fight, black out.

I’ll absolutely night you out till you can’t get up.
I was absolutely nighted out last night after them drinks.

I sent one man on a night out after one lick into his jaw

by Jamal92st October 9, 2020

Mr Night Light

a guy that likes Lankybox and always sings "adopt me can't you see it's the dream"

boy: OMG ITS Mr NIGHT LIght
girl: ara ara

by ryan han 123 May 9, 2022