Monkey on car

“Fuck off”
(Usually in British accent)

Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.

*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!

by Pridezasin May 1, 2020

Bev monkey

A nickname given to someone who sells bev to underagers

That Calum boy is the best bev monkey goin, super reliable and top notch bevage

by Euan Simon June 23, 2019

Monkey-bump

Open-faced high five to the forehead when someone is being a bonehead or stubborn.

I monkey-bumped Jake because he wouldn’t let me help him.

by dancingqueen5678 December 8, 2022

Monkey Nuzzle

The tip of a marsupial penis, ie. Monkey penis tip. Used loosely to insult people with ginger coloured hair/beards when they act inappropriately.

Man! That guy/girl (ginger) is being a real Monkey Nuzzle!

by AtarashiiJoJo July 14, 2016

gunga monkey

Gunga Monkey is two separate words. Gunga means goodbye, and monkey means monkey.

Person 1: Gunga monkey
Person 2: Gunga monkey

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Monkey fucked

When you get screwed over

Sounds like your boss just monkey fucked you man!!!!

by Heatoshun October 24, 2017

clever monkey

A person who acknowledges, accepts, and is required to perform a simple, direct, tactical job task but continuously overthinks, complicates, and needlessly over-analyzes the task as to leave the task 1) incomplete and/or 2)grossly incorrect and assuredly causing much consternation, gnashing of teeth and other colleagues to complete the task correctly.

Patrick always felt he knew better than everyone else and, behaving like a clever monkey, independently created his own invoice format to bill customers in Comic Sans font with his favorite, grossly inappropriate 'Quote of the Day' in the footer.

by touchdown_timmy December 23, 2016