Miking Off

When someone is capable of doing work but is too lazy to do it. Surfing the web and playing games on the computer while at work when co-workers are busting their ass off. Delegating work that you don't want to do yourself because you are just too damn lazy.

I'm at work late tonight working extra hours because Steve was miking off on the Internet all day watching cat videos.

by teabag2511 May 3, 2018

Pull a mike

When you bake, cook and clean like martha stewart whilst getting slapped by your wife

Joanna’s feet hurt so i had to pull a mike and rub them down for 2 hours

by Crazyjayabu March 12, 2021

Mike Pence

Mother approved of this urban dictionary post. Only as long as it isn't read by women other than Karen Pence (mother's approved choice of wife), because that would constitute a devilish sin.

Mike Pence asked mother for permission to eat a single cookie and drink a glass of warm milk. Mother approved.

by turdsandwichapprovedbymother November 16, 2022

mike trevitt

The man of many hats and has comman sense

Mike trevitt is a man of many hats

by Źzzzzzzzz April 20, 2022

Mike Dunn

Quite a man, loves his Nintendo (especially in more personal ways) a bit of a living meme

Mike Dunn

by Tallasaur November 29, 2018

michael (mike) reynolds

Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.

"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"

by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 5, 2018

Mike bosh

Low life dg who will rob your grandma

Honey have you seen the rent money

Aka mike bosh

by Papaokerface November 23, 2021