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matthew

a sweet and charming person who is able to earn a lot of money without even trying. Girls fall in love with him as soon as they see. Matthew is a god in bed and can make girls cum just by thinking of him
omg that guy is so handsome! He must be Matthew
by urmomligmaass November 27, 2022
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matthew

That one ugly kid in middle school who was very popular but then when it got to highschool he got a glow up and everyone wanted him. Even secretly doing theatre and never liking sports he is always the one to pull many ladies. He is very opinionated and friends with only the girls.
“Matthew the orange isn’t that bad
by baddielucygirl December 13, 2022
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Matthew

Hey I heard Matthew be packing
by 👍🍝🔨 November 23, 2021
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matthew

person: who is matthew?
matthew: We're waiting every night
To finally roam and invite
Newcomers to play with us
For many years we've been all alone
We're forced to be still and play
The same songs we've known since that day
An imposter took our life away
Now we're stuck here to decay
Please let us get in!
Don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking
We're poor little souls
Who have lost all control
And we're forced here to take that role
We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since 1987
Join us, be our friend
Or just be stuck and defend
After all you only got
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy's, oh
We're really quite surprised
We get to see you another night
You should have looked for another job
You should have said to this place good-bye
It's like there's so much more
Maybe you've been in this place before
We remember a face like yours
You seem acquainted with those doors
Please let us get in!
Don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking
by seok January 2, 2022
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Matthew kelly

Matthew Kelly is a very dumb Asian boy who is a great at rapping. Matthew Kelly has just released his new album on Spotify. He likes to watch prawns in class, especially religion
Look it's Matthew Kelly, such a great rapper.
by Henti lover November 23, 2021
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matthew sims

The human being who's last name was the inspiration to the greatest video-game of all time.
Me:Hi I'm Matthew sims
Friend :Really ? Your name is an inspiration!
Me:I know, I should be famous.
by Fourhatmatt July 8, 2017
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Matthew

Guy 1- what the fuck, get off my girl
Guy 2-yeah you matthew
by COOCHIESLAYER999 November 11, 2019
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