Matthew

He’s kinda freaky, but yk you still love him for him. He’s definitely not funny and he has this voice like that is very low. Some would describe it as darth Vader but not many would agree. He’s of Hispanic traits, mostly being Mexican.
“Hey have you seen the Matthew guy?”
Oh yeah he reminds me of darth Vader.”
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A Matthew is definitely a unique creature. They are generally very tall and think they are the MASTER of everything when I’m reality their not. Matthews are the slowest things in existence slower then the Toyota Prius. Matthew’s are actually very similar to snails. They move very slowly and take forever to get ready especially takes forever to get out of the car. Being named Matthew means that you also suffer from a unique sleep schedule, almost similar to the way a hamspter sleeps, never on a set sleep scheldue, awake at random times (mostly late night hours 😉) , even goes the extra step to bring a blanket to sleep in school. Lastly, being named Matthew means that you snap every girl within a 100 mile radius of where you live.
Matthew is a unique creature

Matthew’s are generally in a better mood when intoxicated
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A real piece of shit, that one cracker-ass emo kid who loves Green Day and gets absolutely no pussy
I met this one guy at school who was an absolute joke, his name was Matthew
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ugly, stupid, unfunny, boring. no one likes matthew
I HATE MATTHEW UGHHHDHDHDHBSWJC
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Matthew is a dwarf. He has a dad called jim jam with a mammoth cock and his mother and sister hav ethe biggets mommy milker you will ever see in your life. I would become friends with this don to get a bit of Kerry's Cherry's
hello Matthew
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A Matthew is the best boyfriend/guy friend you will ever meet he is short but muscular has a hart warming smile is very kind but had a very hard life and is struggling but with a push he will be back on his feet he does not have much loved ones, very kind to girls they are know to look for love but it never stays but when that one girl comes around he knows that she's the one. Is very sweet to the ones that are hard on them self's and in a relationship not realy the first person to show love very caring and protective over the ones he loves has a hard time showing it but he cares.He has a solid chest and long and thick penis and will give u a ride of your life,he has been hurt before mentally and physically sometimes you just have to look deep but he is very selfishness and puts everyone before him and would rather die to see them suffer
girl 1: i wish i had a Matthew girl 2: i want his meat
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matthew is a cook from portugal......I think
by IGV March 20, 2019
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