Kick Stand

When your to tired to stand up so you use your dick instead.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I’m already using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021

The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 3, 2021

Vincent kick

No please you dont have to do that I have a family. Sure there dark but you dont have to do that. Dont orphan my kid

Hit him with that Vincent KICK!!!!!!

by Dark Vincent April 27, 2019

Crouton Kick

Crouton kick is where stick ur dick in an Latina ear and roundhouse kick her rapidly in the Pussy

Jack crouton kick his teacher on his last day of school!

by Jack me off ryan December 21, 2021

Funny Kicks

A game whose object is to kick a soccer ball into a garage filled with assorted junk in an attempt to knock things over and break stuff. The results of which have become disasterous.. note the enlarged hole in the back of said garage

"Yo, your parents aren't here, time for some funny kicks!"
"No, my parents will get mad at me"
"WUSSY!!"

by Steve's a Wuss February 28, 2003

Cthulhu Is Tae-Kwon-Do, Hellstrom Is Mixed Martial Arts <<<Kick`~`Boxing>>>, ANd Leviathan Is Karate

Cthulhu Is Tae-Kwon-Do, Hellstrom Is Mixed Martial Arts <<<Kick`~`Boxing>>>, ANd Leviathan Is Karate

Cthulhu Is Tae-Kwon-Do, Hellstrom Is Mixed Martial Arts <<<Kick`~`Boxing>>>, ANd Leviathan Is Karate

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

shaffed on kick

quilly

shaffed on kick is so quilly why dose he even stream

by xdamx March 16, 2024