Jordan

a big lying ass cheater that tells you one thing and does the opposite he’s a hypocrite that likes to control people but sucks at it bc he’s a fucking loser.

person 1: bro did you see jordan today

person 2: yeah don’t trust him at all

by yourmom222222 December 6, 2023

Jordan

A fucking whore bag who fucks ppl with the letters n, a, k

Me: did u hear what Jordan did ?
Friend: yea she fucked Anthony too

by User728273 March 9, 2019

thomas jordan hall

he is a ranga who has 4 friens MD,KH and SH and he fucking hates windows so much he smashes them

thomas jordan hall is a ranga with a girl voice

by ranga windows November 25, 2018

Jordan

An android user who will call you stinky straight to your face. He is too busy thinking about the gym at work that he almost crash lands every plane he flies. He claims to be a "foodie" when he really cannot tell the difference between Walmart and Kroger brand groceries. He has kate to thank for teaching him how to grind through a bench rep, stay on his hip recovery, and become less of a boomer. He is eternally grateful to her for this.

Jordan is always flexing in household appliances because the gym is his whole personality.

by crackheadkate August 11, 2023

Jordan

A little bitch who get’s no bitches and is really short.

Damn he gets no bitches his name must be Jordan.

by fortnitekid1000 November 22, 2021

Jordan

A Jordan is a fucking GOD walking amongst utter scum

“He’s such a legend, he must be a Jordan!”

by Absolutelegend November 22, 2021

Jordan

A word a coon made on tiktok to get white ppl validation.

This Jordan Mad

by Heretotelltruth April 5, 2021