by Densel October 09, 2013
A man with a big penis and a small ego. Jake nedved is the type of guy to whip out a snake when you expect a mesquito. also his sister is racist
by wordwizard222254 March 21, 2023
Verb To look something up on google in order to have all the stats inside your massive head, and be able to act like a know it all with startling precision
by McSyphilis January 01, 2019
A term used when a person looks for something, can't find it, but it's right in front of them the whole time. Usually a person named Jake (but whoever fits the bill).
"Your keys are NOT in your purse like you said they were, babe!"
"No, they're in there. You're just Jake looking as per usual."
"No, they're in there. You're just Jake looking as per usual."
by emptyswimmingpool March 03, 2022
jake and josie is a couple that love eachother deeply till death does them part they talk to each other alot and lean on each other no one comes between them thry stay strong even in the worse times they have had there ups and downs but still love each other
by Jake3653 September 19, 2020
by Pnutz94 January 03, 2023
A jug of some kind kept in the cab of a truck on long road trips. Used for urinating in so that the delay of stopping at a rest area or side of the road can be avoided.
"Hey man, pull over I really gotta take a piss."
"Fuck that, use the jake bottle, we're behind schedule."
"Fuck that, use the jake bottle, we're behind schedule."
by Tow Jockey March 24, 2014