The technological nerd, the person who can literally solve anything that is related to technology, named after someone from VSA.
by DictionaryWordDefiner April 11, 2019

A day of rest to honor American hero jimmy Craig and his magnificent performance for team USA, celebrated on May 31
Joe: National Jimmy Craig Day gonna be litty city
Mike: yeah dawg a day off from school... imma watch miracle
Mike: yeah dawg a day off from school... imma watch miracle
by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019

A fat guy who drives full size pickups with small engines. Compulsive ass talker. Makes $21 an hour. America’s #1 Parts consultant.
“Jimmy drives a V6 Ram, you’d expect more from a guy who makes $21 an hour.”
“You car has 137k miles, you said 67k! Don’t be a Jimmy”
“You car has 137k miles, you said 67k! Don’t be a Jimmy”
by Person1827296228344 November 8, 2018

by Low Fat Tub O’ Lard February 8, 2018

by Earlshy! March 27, 2024

A man who talks softly and so smooth, you don't even know when he is talking about you. Even if you are in the same room. Also responsible for bringing about the next trend in fashion material.
"Dude, that guy just got jimmy velveteened .......what a clueless twatcicle."
"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."
"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.
"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."
"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.
by Skankbreathe July 11, 2017

An ape that again is used to blame people, but as all people, completely amazing, geeky and gets all the girls just like literally every single person except for Jimmy. Also belongs in TTT.
by An Ape August 15, 2021
