God Job

When someone (normally during gay sex) is given a blow job, a hand job and anal rimming all at once

Person 1: Yo, did you see that twink who just moved into our school?
Person 2: yea, we should give him a god job tonight

by Skyler’s Bf October 12, 2020

The ledge god

A fat cunt

The ledge god is a fat cunt

by Fat.bastard August 26, 2019

God dodger

1. A term used for telling who is or isn't a Christian
2. Someone who doesn't go to church

1.
Guy1: that guy is praying to the devil?
Guy2: yea he must be one good god dodger!
2.
Guy1: are you going to church?
Guy2: no
guy1: god dodger!

by Joblessalex October 12, 2010

Gods-Gracism

The complete idiocy and lack of awareness when talking about a subject.

Usually defined when a person asks a question which answer would be common knowledge or states a ‘fact’ which is actually completely false.

1: “When pigs fly!”
2: “Don’t pigs already fly?”
1: “Thats Gods-Gracism, dumbass”

by Jackrlad December 6, 2021

pringle god

Pringle god is a person who devotes their whole life to mr.pringle

Omg it's the Pringle god I once heard he at 350 Pringles in one day and gained 0 pounds

by Pringle god March 16, 2017

god-dong

A cross between "God-damn" and "dog-gone". Designed to sound not as cheesy as "dog-gone" but nor as blasphemous as "God-damn".

God-dong it man, what are you doing?

by Violinist91 January 16, 2009

Storm God

The God Of Storms. His real name is Christopher Storm, and he gets all the fucking bitches. He has a penis the size of 131 inches. He also is known to make a girl cum instantly. Also is immortal, and can kick anyones ass in a second.

Girl: "Oh my god, Storm God give me more!"
Storm God: Fuck off thot.

by StormGod'sHoe January 28, 2017