Something you don't want to turn into.
Liquid nitrogen just turned that guy into a human popsicle. It was one of the most impressive things i've ever seen.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
Get the Human popsiclemug. A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
Get the The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Banditmug. by Jimbles Notrobon March 13, 2017
Get the Humanmug. What Diogenes said to Plato, holding a chicken with no feathers in his hands, as plato once said: "A human is a bipedal animal with no feathers."
by Poopoo Consumer June 1, 2023
Get the Behold, a human!mug. Person A: Again, how do you know that "we would have investigated the origin of life"?
Person B: Cuz i know the human natute
Person B: Cuz i know the human natute
by Count Drinkalot July 23, 2017
Get the The Human Natutemug. 
An insult, commonly used for people who are spineless (figurative), or for people who you want to snap their spine.
by Pain in a nutshell May 26, 2021
Get the Dislocated Human Vertebramug.