Ethan

The simplest fucking retard, openly spouts words at self and can’t think, u hear him make notes to relocate.. he drops the female interest in 3 post.. and stretches Out for fake people, call em if u need a ride he sometime clicks but never connects permanently, his past life just said let dump him and forget…

That boy Ethan is true open door.. u can swing him and he openly think he can withstand a 980 strike punch… this child loses popularity in 4 post

Ladies don’t ever consider him wise he slurs words and can’t process simple shit

by Biggestkikever April 11, 2023

Ethan Kennedy

A guy who loves mosquitos and frequently watches mosquito porn.

Yo tyler you're such an Ethan Kennedy

by MrCh4rbot January 17, 2022

ethan

ethans are terrible humans who will make u want to jump In front of a train they are deffintley going to hell they are liars and manipulators and thwy domt care about anyone but there self

"that's Ethan he's evil as fuck! he texted my whole family."

by dictionary duck October 10, 2023

Ethan burg

Amazing kind and a very good gift giver and he is also very smart. He is also a good cook

Ethan Burg is funny.

by Hdhufdwjhdfjhefuh April 10, 2021

Ethan

A guy with just a completely massive cock who everybody wants.

Oh my gosh Ethan’s cock is huge I need it.

by Halleck April 15, 2022

Ethan

Perfect

“You see that guy Ethan?”
“yeh, he’s perfect”

by rangalover123 September 2, 2021

Ethan Hand

Ethan Hand's are typically sworn enemies of people going by the names of Lewis and Kieran. Throughout history, Ethan Hands have typically been the beta males of society, where Alphas like Lewis' and Kieran's will go out of their way to bring sheer pain and suffering upon them.

Lewis: Look at that fucking beta male over there, proper Ethan Hand type guy him.

Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.

by Rubberback November 26, 2018