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Jersey Knee Bone

When a female masterbates a male using only the backside of her knee causing a high flying nut.
Wow! That Jersey Knee Bone gave me the best nut of my life!
by ShmattyMags April 19, 2020
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bone stabbed motherfucker

by pussydiver69 November 3, 2018
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bend the blade on the bone

To stab someone so hard, that you bend the blade on the bone.
"Frank shanked Tito so hard, that he was able to bend the blade on the bone!"
by BuckU February 14, 2019
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fuzzy moan bone

1: a pubic hair style which entails shaving all of the hair except that which grows on the shaft of the penis.

2: an event after sex with a woman with a full bush, where some of her pubic hair is glued to your penis with cum.
1: Hey, man! I just shaved my junk into the Abraham Lincoln!

Wait a minute, bud. You gotta try out the fuzzy moan bone. Women love that shit.

2: Dude, last night I pulled out of this girl and my shaft was covered in her pubes. She called it the fuzzy moan bone.
by Axenukkapoon August 26, 2013
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Boning a T-Rex

Boning a T-Rex is typically an excuse on why you can't go out to do fun activities with friends, because you're a total introvert.
You: Dude, sorry I can't go out tonight.
Friend: Ok, why tho?
You: I'm boning a t-rex
by SpankMama24 April 27, 2017
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dances on bones type

An individual who thrives on the failures and/or shortcomings of others, especially one’s own friends. A frienemy.
Joe: Wow, seems like Chet didn’t really hide the fact that he was happy that Biff got cut from the team.
Frank: Yeah, he’s sort of the dances on bones type.
by Taekwondista December 2, 2018
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Throw me a bone

When you are so desperate in life and need a bone to bail you out.
Trevor J lost so much money gambling and texted his bookie “throw me a bone”. His bookie felt bad and threw him a bone giving him free play allowing him to have an opportunity to win his money back.
by Iwillpredictpeople72937 June 20, 2023
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