asshole

Landlord who is annoying, interfering at all times and thinks he/she has the right to barge in at any time.

Our landlord is a true asshole.

by IrateTenant January 5, 2017

Cleetys's Asshole

When you eat normal food and then shit blood the next day, blaming it on someones cooking from the night before but really you just have the bowel of a 103 year old geriatric.

Last night I ate a some mashed potato and today I haven't stopped shitting blood, I must have a bad case of Cleetys's Asshole.

by RockLicka September 8, 2020

Bleached asshole

Bleached asshole is a term used to describe a rude, angry person who tries to convince others that they are actually nice or better than others.

Sort of like a fake bitch.

Can you believe the way she treats people? She yells and acts morally superior. She’s just a bleached asshole and I hope no one falls for her play.

by She is Petroff February 14, 2024

Asshole

Male Jerk.

You're an asshole as in male jerk.

by DragonPrincess August 28, 2025

Asshole

A person how is acting like a dush to everybody he cares about

Jack is such a asshole. He leterly slapped his own mother

by Devil.21 May 29, 2017

Asshole

That one guy that cuts you off in traffic

Asshole: *cut you off in traffic and give you the finger*
You: nice driving asshole very nice

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 September 13, 2019

Asshole Throne

The middle toilet in a three+ stall restroom,

especially if all other toilets are vacant when you arrive and that seat is still chosen.
Habitual users of the Asshole Throne are known as Poopmongers, those who spread the good news of the Gospel of Stank

I had to take a massive Trump so I chose the Asshole Throne, it seemed appropriate, now they all will have to smell my filth! I HAVE BECOME THE POOPMONGER! Rejoice in the good news of the Gospel of Stank!

by Lord Touchdown November 24, 2020