Anal Disaster

When you eat a DQ cotton candy blizzard and you immediately shit yourself because of a lactose intolerance.

Rob went to DQ and shared his cotton candy blizzard with the group, suddenly there was a Anal Disaster in the bathroom.

by Queso D April 20, 2019

yacht anal

When you give your wife, fianceè, girlfriend or young stallion, anal sex on your yacht or a family/friend members yacht.

Joe says to his wife.... "hey baby want some yacht anal"
Joe's wife says... "sure I got some lube and the water is very rough so it should slip right in".

by WhackyJoe June 9, 2018

anal chopsticks

Another word for the hard painful shit you get after eating Chinese food

I had the worst anal chopsticks ever

by TrentW March 18, 2017

anal termination

When one's bootyhole is used to the point of no return. Normally an Alex would get anally terminated, usually in prison, but maybe at home too who knows.

Person: Yo Alex, why yo ass leakin' like that?
Alex: That nigga Tyrone gave me anal termination last night

by NiggasInMyAsshole June 19, 2020

anal spiral

When you pull anal beads from ones anus with such vigour and force that the sphincter turns itself inside out in a spiral motion. Leaving behind what looks like a balloon end on an acid trip.

Hey have you seen Andy today?
Yeah he's had to go to hospital after playing with his anal beads with Simon, got a bad case of anal spiral

by Dirty Doctor Johnson July 22, 2015

anal sex

anal sex is when you put your penis inside an asshole and you cum in it

oh shit i just had anal sex with your daddy

by ncrfilmsisabeast July 22, 2020

anal splash

When you poop a massive turd and it splashes water up your anis so far that you digest the water

Jeffie: "dude I have to poop so bad"
Kennis: " then go"
Jeffie: " but dude it will be an anal splash if I go
Kennis: "oh dude I HATE THOSE!!"

by Jeffie and kennis February 27, 2015