Andrew

A man among men. Who focuses more on his own world and aspirations rather than the system and everyday dull life thus making him excellent with his hands and an avid outdoorsman. Andrew is not afraid of authority, snakes,taxes spiders and other nonsense. He takes challenges head on when his random Portuguese friend is trying to whip him instead of cowering he strikes back grabbing the whip. When Andrew sees a random drain pipe, cave, aardvark den his natural urge is to go inside because he knows that when there is a hole there is a goal. Unlike most normies Andrew is not afraid to use a Bic lighter to incinerate any ticks that successfully punctured his hide. He is not afraid of heights and leaps like a spider monkey over obstacles courses and dives through tunnels knife in hand ready to take on any who dare reside in such dark places. To other people he is one or more of many things chad, crazy, autistic, downie, has down syndrome, based, odd, a brother, son, built different, differently intelligent, stupid poes and loyal friend.

Person 1: Did you see him do that obstacle course.
Person 2: he was such an andrew

by Slightly better indavidual January 17, 2024

Andrewism

Loathsome, degenerate ideas, void of intelligence or reason.

A complete fucking Danielist, full of Andrewism's.

by OzPatriot36 August 18, 2021

Andrew

It's a fucking name

His name is Andrew

by Hey there hi there November 23, 2021

Michael Andrews

A very sexy man who has your back like a snake has your balls in the amazon.
When He goes monkey mode he goes silly.

Holy shit, that guy's a Michael Andrews!

by DefinitionRobert October 28, 2020

Andrew Garfield

To try to admit you're not involved in an upcoming movie or series by obviously admitting it

Interviewer: Will you be playing this role in the next movie.
Actor: I really don't know, although I am in contact with the producer.
Said actor just did an Andrew Garfield.

by Xava67 June 1, 2022

Andrew

Andrew is a slang term for super gay sex, used by only the coolest of people. this word was created around the 18th century and is still frequently used today

“Hey will Andrew be joining us for dinner?”
“Yes, yes he will”

by Beesnuts June 15, 2020

Andrew

Andrew - a lacrosse playing fuck, who enjoys mediocre spaghetti and shit sitcoms such and friends, Frazier, and Seinfeld.

Hey who took an Andrew in the employee bathroom.

by T-rex37 June 9, 2021