Anal Funkmeyer

A name similar to an asshole that you can call your friends.

Dude you’re such a fucking anal funkmeyer.

by Gibster_23 March 28, 2023

Anal Target

A heterosexual, (usually white male), who goes above and beyond to be virtuous and let everyone know they are an ally of the LGBTQ+ community and will go to great lengths to defend and interject themselves into any online conversation where they think their voice will be heard.

Did you see that Anal Target looking for online virtue points on social media after that tv show came under fire for all the indocrinated homosexual agenda pushing?

by F-Face Kat February 6, 2023

pant anal

When two men(or any combination of genders, sometimes involving a strap) love each other very much but are far too frantic to pull their pants down and therefore make sweet sweet anal love through the fabric

Sorry man, I have to go home and change, Jordan just gave me a pant anal on the men’s bathroom

by Not some British bloke October 12, 2023

Anal leakage

When you shit yourself.

I had bad anal leakage yesterday.

by Chris(Bud) October 30, 2019

Anal Lover

Someone who just can't get enough anal.

My friend Jack over there is an anal lover.

by Succulent glizzy November 12, 2020

Anal Betray

When he or she betrays your back orifice, it's that simple.

Annie: Did you hear how Daniel anal betrayed Cassandra?
Sam: With that hairbrush instead of his dick?
Annie: Mhm, what a dirtbag.

by The betrayed bottom. January 1, 2021

Fort Anal

When you misspell Fort Amol from Skyrim.

Monica: Hey, I'm going to Fort Anal in Skyrim!
Lizzie: It's.... Fort Amol...........

by SylveticHearts January 19, 2021