Dirty Michelle

When you join your local ywca for a spot on the swim team, only to find out they practice in a pool full of cocks, in which you master the breast stroke, winning the gold in the olympics

Due to doing dirty michelles', I was able to go for the gold!!!!!!

by BilboSaggins August 13, 2025

dirty pryce

When a man has split personality disorder, including one who chops off peoples balls, goons in classrooms for group jizz sessions, and has a very hot girlfriend but still chooses to kiss his best friend, cooter day after day.

It’s me, i am a dirty pryce.

by shetwerkonmyzerthtilismirk August 14, 2025

dirty ass filthy pig

one who is not only dirty but who is extremely dirty

my former boss treats employees and customers extremely badly he is a dirty ass filthy pig

by bluebear August 16, 2025

dirty squirter

where a person farts waiting for a partner to insert the penis in the ass. Penis is then rapidly withdrawn leading to flatulence, continuing until a flurry of Diarrhoea is emptied out of the hole and all over the person in question.

“no way becky had tom give her a dirty squirter - it took weeks to wash off!”

by goonmunt69 August 17, 2025

dirty haidar

Eating copious amounts of kebab mixed with asian buffet while looking at his mother whilst simultaneously violently masturbating to men dressed as farm animals. He finishes off by shitting in the middle of the public road with the onlook of his mother.

Bro, i pulled a dirty Haidar last night with my girlfriend (mom). It was amazing, dream come true!

by 73kebabsaday August 18, 2025

Dirty Miller

Someone who uses their dandruff and sprinkles it on the tip then inserts

I love it when someone dirty millers me with their dandruff

by goonmaster1245 August 20, 2025

dirty ostin

a man that cuts off his hand and jerks off his boyfriend with

“the only thing i can think about is doing a dirty ostin with him.”

by diddyblud41 August 21, 2025