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Jorkin’ John Day

Today is JorkinJohn Day!
Happy Jorkin’ John Day!
by me (im not you) February 10, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Wizard Day

February 10th. A holistic holiday that celebrates wizards and wizard lovers alike. Common celebrations include brewing potions with the lads, treating familiars to a nice supper, and putting on the finest robes and caps.
It's February 10th; Happy Wizard Day, my friend!
by crypto creature February 10, 2025
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National Kiss Your Ex Day

National kiss your ex day is February 13th. Go text that favorite ex!
I have to hit up my ex to celebrate the national kiss your ex day!
by anonymous91638 February 11, 2025
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National air strike your friend day

National air strike your friend day is one day out of the year were you get to air strike your friend and don’t be responsible for you air striking your friend and you don’t face any consequences, punishment
I drone strikes my friend on National air strike your friend day and I’m not facing any consequences at all because you don’t when you drone strike your friend on national air strike your friend day
by Canadian cookie February 12, 2025
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Red Letter Day

A Red Letter Day is when a scientist gets teleported to a different place, and it FAILS!
"That's right, Barney. This is a red letter day. We'll inaugurate the new teleport with a double transmission!" -Dr. Kleiner
by OfficialDaft February 14, 2025
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