Dirty johnathon

When your wrestling with someone you take off yours and there pants (consent or non) you put your dick into there mouth and finger there butt till they pass out. To make it more interesting throw up on the person to.

I was wrestling my cousin, and I gave her a dirty johnathon there was throw up everywhere

by Creziz February 13, 2025

Dirty Sherman

The act of getting one's ass destroyed by a M4 Sherman tank cannon

My dude got dirty sherman'ed

by R9cketfud June 23, 2021

The dirty librarian

A sex act where the woman or respective bottom reads a book while the man or respective top has sex with them in an attempt to disrupt their reading.

I gave my girlfriend the dirty librarian last night while she was reading

by Supergirlglue September 12, 2024

Dirty Popeye

The act of wrapping spinach around your cock and then proceeding to do anal with a chick who has diarea. The spinach is then used in a fine soup and consumed.

Jack total gave Jill the Dirty Popeye in the bathroom.

by Aclyptico February 13, 2019

Dirty carlin

When a girl is riding on top of a guy and farts on his balls Then gets off and goes to suck his balls but sniffs them instead

Dude I was horny and having sex but then this girl gave me a dirty carlin and my nuts smelt like asshole and fish for 3 days!

by Mrfartzalot September 13, 2021

Dirty Simao

When a submissive white male gets pegged by his girl

Person one: did you hear about Ryan?
Person two: yeah he pulled a dirty simao.

by A literal mother fucker May 11, 2024

Dirty Christopher

When you staple your balls to a Christmas tree in an old folk’s home and shout “CHRISTMAS IS COMING” every 25 minutes

Named after the legendary Christopher Forde

“Did you hear he did a Dirty Christopher last night?”

by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024