Skinny Dick Energy

Tall skinny (thin) guy with a big dick. That doesnt act like he is a dick.

"i love machine gun kelly. He has that skinny dick energy."
#TheOutLaws

by Crayon77 October 5, 2023

Dick

big stick that is used for reproduction

He is fapping his dick in front of me

by Forever new September 21, 2022

Dick eye

When a female hasn't sucked dick in a while may lead to blindness and loss of hearing weight and common sense

Philip gave Taijahnay Dick eye 3 days ago

by Sackofjoy112 October 8, 2025

Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".

" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."

by Junior859 August 4, 2018

emo dick

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore

¨when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore emo dick¨

by bbeli January 10, 2022

Mountain dick

Of walkers or hikers that are constantly on the go, Mountain dick is a disorder that strikes roughly 2-3 hours into a hike.
Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis.
Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat.
Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.

Look at Bill, he's got mountain dick!

Great, pissed on myself again, I've got severe mountain dick!

by Flatulent_monkeh August 20, 2025

Dick Church

Founded by the first king of dicks and his council of cocks. Worshipping the dick kings dick. It is all powerful and grants the gift of life. It is a sin to cum in a place other then the woman's vagina because it's considered a wasted life. Our greatest holiday is in the month of December. It is called dickcember. For 31 days a group of 12 or more people, 6 males and 6 females, are locked in a room where they then have a battle royal with their genitals. The last one standing is crowned king of dicks until the next dickcember.

Worshipping takes place on the equinoxes. To hail the sun and the moon as they cum together

"Let's go to dick church."

by Constrain December 6, 2017