Dick Jail

A place where you constantly get dicked down by big black oily dudes, its amazing

Im bouta go to dick jail, i'm so excited, hopefully Tyrone and Darius are there!

by Ballsy Baiter January 7, 2026

Dick in a box

Putting a penis in a box

Nobody wants my cum I know I'm going to put my dick in a box

by Ihaterawalmonds January 10, 2026

Stinky dick

A game where you and the homies take turns smelling every bros cock and whoever has the stinky musky cock. Has to suck them off

You bro Kyle you have the worst bro you win stinky dick

by Crotchula January 11, 2026

Peruvian small dick syndrome

The syndrome, originating in Peru, where any chud-like organism has a mutation around the groin area, making it look like their dick looks like the country of Peru.

Jack: Did you hear that Enzo was diagnosed with Peruvian small dick syndrome?
John: I always knew he had it since he was a 4th grader.

by ChuddyMcMuffin January 12, 2026

Goldfish Dick

When a man fucks someone that is constipated anally and the shit goes up the dicks urethra. Then when the man goes to pee, a strand of shit comes out the dick instead. Looking like when a goldfish is pooping.

I fuck this bitch that had to take a shit and now I got goldfish dick!

by Bobby Sirhc January 13, 2026

dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025

dick wall

When a female or male interest has some many guys trying to get to her that it is nye impossible to even utter a word that will reach her ear.

Godamn bro I super liked her and sent her a DM but shits been on delivered and unread for weeks now. She got a dick wall in front of her.

by Mixiemac January 21, 2025