Dick Weed

A person who has fungi growing on penis.

My boyfriend has dick weed.

by kurtisascholar November 23, 2016

dick

you !!

you are a massive dick !

by livesos April 18, 2019

Poop-Dick-Dipper

The act of a man dipping his dick in a puddle of his poo, most commonly liquid poo.

Mac is a poop-dick-dipper

by Lil' M January 27, 2021

dick

destroying indian curry killers

P1: hey wanna dick
P2: HECK YEAH

by Xboxisgay828292910 February 28, 2023

Dick loyal female

A female that will do anything to show loyalty to a man. One who will betray her own friends in order to have a better reputation in the males eyes. A snake that will bite her own sister if a dick told her to.

That dick loyal female was my best friend until she lied to me for him.

by Yoooooo Dad April 7, 2022

andrei has a big dick

Andrei does indeed have a massive magnum sized shlong

dam Andrei has a big dick

by jgfthjhgfjhgffghj November 21, 2023

wind dick

The term used when you gut wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car

“I heard David got a really bad case of wind dick when he went to the beach last year”

by Dick pickle May 26, 2018