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vacation dick

Dick that you receive while on vacation that is normally larger than boyfriend dick and is a one time thing
She was finally able to get some vacation dick after a long day at the beach
by Piezog June 9, 2016
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DICK FLY

A tattoo artist that intentionally hides an erect or flaccid penis within the artwork of the tattoo that they are working on for no particular reason. Usually these tattoo artists take great pride at hiding their marvelous penis artwork from a majority of most people's eyes and is very hard to find to the untrained eye. Perfect
After saving my hard-earned money for 3 years, laboring day and night with blisters on my hands and feet, I finally got enough money together for the rocket ship tattoo on my back I've been saving up for. But lo and behold, my tattoo artist was a dick fly and I now have the world's largest boner on my back.
by Mr.Tank June 3, 2024
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Slippy Dick

When a man goes out / leaves a party with a person he does not find attractive, due to unspecified reasons, but ends up sleeping with anyway.

A man who can't control his sexual urges once the opportunity presents itself.
Person 1: Hey, what happened after you left the party?
Person 2: I ended up going with that girl to her place and we had some intimate times.
Person 1: I thought you weren't into her.
Person 2: I got a slippy dick man, I can't control it.
by Sirbro April 8, 2019
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Dick String Cheese

When you peel the smegma off of your dick.
by cakeerealurban April 4, 2025
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Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.
The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.
by Randy Acid March 22, 2022
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Dick Gozinya

A prank name which is supposed to sound like dick goes in ya
Me: Hello! My name is Dick Gozinya.

Them: So that means a dick goes in you?
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by @bendover69 April 11, 2024
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