Ass Mewing

The ancient art of pressing your tongue firmly against someone’s back door and holding it there like you’re trying to realign their colon chakra. Often performed with spiritual commitment and questionable hygiene.

“Bro where you been?”

“Busy ass mewing — I’m basically an orthodontist for buttholes now.”

by BootyCartographer October 25, 2025

Grab ass month

The month of march you can grab anyones ass aslong its ur friend its not gay

People are so exited for grab ass month

by BBB 1 March 5, 2020

Bitch Ass Nerd

basically my friend Trey who drives a lifted dodge ram

"Trey you're such a bitch ass nerd with that gay dodge

by Ranch Enjoyer January 6, 2024

Fat ass honky

Overweight white boy

That fat ass honky is going to eat the whole buffet.

by Cracker ass mfer November 16, 2019

ass tonsils

A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.

Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021

Ass Whistler

Someone who farts more than they whistle

That ass whistler it’s not riding with me in my car, he’ll stink up the whole car

by Lucky Hill Rider October 26, 2025

Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.

We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.

by Dog Ass October 1, 2025