Ass carrot

An ass carrot is a person - almost always a male - who is a 100% arrogant while being 100% stupid.

Markus spent an hour arguing that licking a public toilet seat is perfectly safe. He was being a total ass carrot.

by U-R-Da-Man July 10, 2025

Ass fisherman

A master baiter skilled in the art of seducing pussycatfish

Joey was a pro ass fisherman, always reading in some pussy

by D Flawless August 18, 2022

Ass drool

Leaky Fecal matter comingg out off one's buttocks; usually with a brownish-yellow tints but can be red on occasions.

Hey guys, I heard a rumor that Conner had a terrible amount of ass drool last night after having sex with alexa.

by Aidan5908 February 25, 2022

Ass Muncher

A person who performs analingus on another person

Positive: Johhny is a great lay, but Granny-Lane? now ,there's a serious ass muncher!

Negative: Politicians are nothing but a bunch of ass munchers

by Granny-Lane June 17, 2016

Squid Ass

A condition of shafting while in the pool.

“Mom, why is that lady surrounded by brown water.” “Oh honey, she just has squid ass.”

by Squirtle Turtle April 2, 2023

your ass is clapping

basically when someone is capping but extreme

" your ass is clapping that is not even true"

by cappin April 21, 2022

Ass

A body part everyone has. If you don’t have one, you’re not normal.

Tsar: Damn, Kyle has a nice ass
Azreal: Ikr, I wish I had an ass like that

by Kaffine-Kun November 26, 2019