ass

you Botox

Suck my ass

by botox man December 4, 2020

bish ass

The bestest form of friendship ever

That girl is my bish ass.

Wow bro that's dope!

by Dark-steel919 October 22, 2019

Lard Ass

When some one who is so fat runs an mile they start to sweat lard, grease, and cooking oil.
The sweating of these materials can also happening by other extreme workouts. Usually excretes as ass sweat

Timmy: What happened to Bruce?
Billy: He ran a mile and now he's got a bad case of the "lard ass"
Bruce:(Sitting in a puddle of lard, grease, and cooking oil) Hakjwbdwebfawieubciawrfiwqciubudisclijcv9upgvpurvprvub
Timmy: What a lard ass.

by stale cheerio May 30, 2018

Ass Cracker

A loud fart that feels like a firework popping in your ass.

Man that sneezed caused me to let loose a real ass cracker.

by Gatortail17 January 13, 2019

Ass-spackle

Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.

Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\

by K-Beezy September 2, 2017

work ass trick

A stupid bitch who fucks with people’s shit in the work place.

That work ass trick is creeping on my turf.

by The Bellagio April 14, 2023

Andy’s Ass

The best Ass Andy can have. It’s on a certain Andy and he has his own instagram account andys.ass.is.massive u shood totally follow it. not a plug or anything just look it up.

“Woah girl look! That Andy has an Andy’s Ass. It’s the best Ass Andy Can Have!”
“I know! I’ve been looking at it all day!”

by andy.a$$.massive.7107 February 3, 2020