when you are a ranger and go to your boyfriends house and give head while his sisters friends are over and you decide to do it in the living room until it hurts.
by transaction August 23, 2023
When your wrestling with someone you take off yours and there pants (consent or non) you put your dick into there mouth and finger there butt till they pass out. To make it more interesting throw up on the person to.
by Creziz February 13, 2025
by R9cketfud June 23, 2021
A sex act where the woman or respective bottom reads a book while the man or respective top has sex with them in an attempt to disrupt their reading.
by Supergirlglue September 12, 2024
The act of wrapping spinach around your cock and then proceeding to do anal with a chick who has diarea. The spinach is then used in a fine soup and consumed.
by Aclyptico February 13, 2019
When a girl is riding on top of a guy and farts on his balls Then gets off and goes to suck his balls but sniffs them instead
Dude I was horny and having sex but then this girl gave me a dirty carlin and my nuts smelt like asshole and fish for 3 days!
by Mrfartzalot September 13, 2021
by A literal mother fucker May 11, 2024