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Ass hat

What you become when your mom is a teacher, no one likes her and she sits on you
Aaric's an ass hat...
by ManderzzCarrii January 9, 2012
mugGet the Ass hatmug.

ass-fly

A stupid, dumb, annoying and disgusting insect that enjoys being around asses. Can also be used when referring to people.
Teacher: Your friends are bad influences.
Student: Frick you mean?
Teacher: You don't even know. You damn ass-fly. You go ahead.
by I'mActuallyAMokumflow March 28, 2019
mugGet the ass-flymug.

Bitch-ass wiggle

When someone is being absolutely stupid, or insane, or even asking for money via Instagram DMs, call them a bitch-ass wiggle
Jared asked for money? he’s a bitch-ass wiggle
by wigglerus August 12, 2022
mugGet the Bitch-ass wigglemug.

national grab ass day

grab any girl or guys ass and they can’t get mad or complain about it
by charlesmkleroy March 9, 2020
mugGet the national grab ass daymug.

Candy Ass

A man or woman who possesses very enticing attributes. Is very alluring in many senses but mostly referring to their good looking assets. Akin to "eye candy" but more enphasis on the butt. Good looking. Sexy. Alluring. Candy Ass.
That dude is such a candy ass, he gets all the ladies.

She gets anything she wants with her candy ass.

Of course he got the job, he has a candy ass.
by Victorious Stunna March 16, 2021
mugGet the Candy Assmug.

Ass krispies

Tiny nuggets of poop left clinging to your ass hairs left to dry out and go crispy. Looks like coco pops
Dude 1: These ass krispies are driving me mad
Dude 2: do you even wipe?
Dude 1: nah they just fall out when they have gone really Krispy
by Am June 1, 2018
mugGet the Ass krispiesmug.

Aj’s ass

Code name for a nuclear bunker. Awaiting in orders the stomach to unleash hell within, cable of eliminating the human race and maybe even the Milky Way galaxy.
Guy: Feels an earthquake, gets an alert of a tsunami on iPhone; Oh NO, NOT AJ’S ASS
by Fart smella 3000 September 25, 2022
mugGet the Aj’s assmug.

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