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Ad-clear Ass-Monkey

An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.
Where is that Ad-clear Ass-Monkey, and why the fuck isn't he killing ads?
by Jikinirdon June 2, 2024
mugGet the Ad-clear Ass-Monkeymug.

Ass Blaster

The final phase of the graboid lifecycle. Just like shriekers, they hunt using heat sensors on their head. They are capable of flying by mixing a chemical compound inside their bodies and igniting it out their ass to achieve blast off.
Ass Blasters have eggs in them which carries the next generation of Graboids.
by Midwestern idiot July 30, 2024
mugGet the Ass Blastermug.

Geico your ass.

Spartan kick to ur pigeon chest would make you cave in then the neighborhood get to caveman that ass up
I’ll geico your ass.
by Theworstomen July 17, 2019
mugGet the Geico your ass.mug.

residual ass

(vulgar slang) The sensation of something remaining inside of the rectum/anus following an activity, especially anal intercourse.
"I just got off the phone with Arthur. He took Randy up the ass a week ago and apparently it still feels like he's been there the whole time. Sounds like a case of residual ass to me."
by Rick Rolland March 18, 2020
mugGet the residual assmug.

ass hat

someone who has their head up their ass wearing it as a hat.
that ass hat just ate my burger
by crispcracker123 May 7, 2018
mugGet the ass hatmug.

ass tits

When a person is confused about whether they are seeing boob cleavage or butt crack, the safe guess is a combination of both.
by 1BadMF July 30, 2018
mugGet the ass titsmug.

piss in my ass

a phrase commonly used in online roleplay. usually to express frustration or exasperation
1: howd you do on the final?
2: there was a final?! oh piss in my ASS.
by cloverfield887 September 14, 2022
mugGet the piss in my assmug.

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