Stump Dick

When a person has lost most of their penis. The skin will grow back forming a stump.

" Brandon lost his penis in an accident. Now he has a stump dick. "

by The Lunch Table June 23, 2016

Dick kittens

An exclamation. Especially in frustration of a small inconvenience

*at work*
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*

“ahh dick kittens”

Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!

Dick kittens!

by Picklesmakemyfeetstink April 22, 2020

vacation dick

Dick that you receive while on vacation that is normally larger than boyfriend dick and is a one time thing

She was finally able to get some vacation dick after a long day at the beach

by Piezog June 9, 2016

DICK FLY

A tattoo artist that intentionally hides an erect or flaccid penis within the artwork of the tattoo that they are working on for no particular reason. Usually these tattoo artists take great pride at hiding their marvelous penis artwork from a majority of most people's eyes and is very hard to find to the untrained eye. Perfect

After saving my hard-earned money for 3 years, laboring day and night with blisters on my hands and feet, I finally got enough money together for the rocket ship tattoo on my back I've been saving up for. But lo and behold, my tattoo artist was a dick fly and I now have the world's largest boner on my back.

by Mr.Tank June 3, 2024

Donut Dicking

When two or more homosexual males play ring-toss, using donuts and their erected penis.

Jay informed Brad that he prefers a chocolate glazed, when Donut Dicking.

by Officer Ramsey January 9, 2018

big dick energy

margo's stage presence

person 1: were u at margo's concert last night? i couldn't tell if i wanted to be her or fuck her
person 2: yeah total big dick energy

by ksab20 October 30, 2019

Dick Fagger

Founding member of the Rolling Stones.
He raped Lwren Scott and gave her kidney stones before her death.

Gregory: I love Coldplay.
Constance: Do you like the Rolling Stones?
Gregory: They're alright.
Constance: I love them, Dick Fagger has a nice voice.
Gregory: I see.

by GregNelson29 May 22, 2023