lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 21, 2022

Slippy Dick

When a man goes out / leaves a party with a person he does not find attractive, due to unspecified reasons, but ends up sleeping with anyway.

A man who can't control his sexual urges once the opportunity presents itself.

Person 1: Hey, what happened after you left the party?
Person 2: I ended up going with that girl to her place and we had some intimate times.
Person 1: I thought you weren't into her.
Person 2: I got a slippy dick man, I can't control it.

by Sirbro April 8, 2019

Dick dangling

The equivalent of pussy popping for men

Mar: look at him dick dangling for some change

by Dahp1 June 10, 2022

Is that dick good?

A gay porno in which two black men are having sexual intercourse.
The audio from said porno turned into a meme.

Q: Is that dick good?
A: Yes king!

by hazyware October 2, 2023

Deli Dick

A man of middle eastern descent that works inside of a deli or restaurant and conducts himself like a dick.

That guy is such a deli dick.

by master release plz November 15, 2019

Chicken dick

A guy who can't last more then 10 seconds.

Omg my boyfriend has a chicken dick, he only lasted like 7 seconds

by Boo-ster October 5, 2017

Pluto Dick

When a guys dick is so small it's barely exists.

What's up with J? Sue hooked up with him and said he has a Pluto dick.

by CLEdogg May 18, 2014